A Call to Action!
This year, the Sacred Order has a number of goals to fulfill in its rise to influence. Namely, we must complete the website, particularly the forums, gather more artistic resources, and spread the word. The people cannot join our fight if they are ignorant of it, and we need them if we wish to sing our song of hope to the dirtied ears of the oppressed masses. A lone man, a choir does not make.
Many of you are coming across this website for the first time. I recommend you read the contents of this page first, then the about, join, and media sections, and then the manifesto if you like (though the contents therein may seem redundant after reviewing the other Sassy Cat material).
To become a Sassy Cat, you may either join the forums with your kitty codename (detailed in the join section) or submit content to the Sassy Cat Commander with your codename. Members can, if they wish, submit editorials (or rants) to the site, along with a picture of them in their uniform (details to come), and they may be posted on the main page.
Members may also form Sassy| Cat cells (or litters of kittens).
To create your own, local, cell of the organization, the general
procedure is as follows:
- Spread the word by any (legal) means you like (social networking websites, email, fliers, word of mouth, etc.)
- Gather your supporters (a minimum of 3 individuals)
- Assign kitty codenames (detailed in the join section)
- Form some manner of communicative infrastructure (Alpha Chapter began as a group on one of those aforementioned networking sites)
- Submit kitty codenames and location to the Sassy Cat Commander
Official cells will be given a forum space as well as a section of the website dedicated to their contributions to the organization (media they have created and photographs of their events). Bio pages will be an option as well (the first one is still under construction, as the Commander is waiting to receive his cat ears in the mail (efforts to make his own from felt and wire were met with great failure and much despair)).
All current members, please submit whatever content you can so we can fill this site with fun stuff!
All non-members, please read the Join section.
The forums are functional but are not yet aesthetically complete--suggestions and helpful advice are welcome. Otherwise, you can use them freely.
The Sacred Order of the Sassy Cat
Welcome, Sassy Cats! The SOSC is an exclusive organization of individuals dedicated to the cause of bettering the world. We do not put books in the hands of the ignorant, food in the hands of the hungry, or blankets in the hands of the shivering. No, we seek to fill a greater void, a spiritual void.
For decades now, cutesyness has been exploited by those who seek to use its powers for profit. Hello Kitty is an artificial icon of a sterile corporate machine. These business goliaths, like Disney and Hallmark, paste their vacuous idols on greeting cards, toys, clothes, and all manner of worthless trinkets. But there is no sentiment, there is no truth in these images.
Our society not only nourishes this evil--fueling the great lie by labeling these images as elements of our cultural milieu--but has, for years, hindered the development of grassroots cutesy movements. How? By tolerating a propagandist media culture that seeks to dissuade individuals from embracing all things cute; the misogynistic voice of conservative media tells us cute is "girly", "effeminate", "gay". They tell us these images are "childish" as they bind our necks in ties and shackle our feet in black socks and business shoes.
But these negative connotations are only ever leveled against individuals, never the aforementioned corporate giants. An intentional hypocrisy meant to keep our heads pressed to the ground, so they may crush our throats with the immaculate wheels of their limousines.
We will not be slaves to their profiteering. We will not be complacent to their castration of our souls. We will not be silent.
Sassy Cats fight the power!
Sassy Cats bring cutesyness back to the people!